I will be your Philosophy teacher in this wonderful establishment and I hope to have a successful year so use your brains. For correspondence just use my email, I check it as much as pro hockey.
I'm sure you will be more introduced to me later on, mainly as I have a class coming up.
But first I must ask:
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?